posted by [identity profile] boombangbing.livejournal.com at 10:32pm on 05/12/2008
(RIGHT? They're getting paid, what more do they want, a life? WELL, WE ALL WANT ONE OF THOSE BUT WE DON'T ALL CRY ABOUT IT.

I'm saying that maybe your blabber could be a little less abusive towards me for a while, and a little more helpful. Don't worry, you won't have to do it for long.

You seem to be doing a lot of babysitting recently - I'm thankful that I don't know anyone who would trust me with their offspring.)
 
posted by [identity profile] twistdmentality.livejournal.com at 01:13am on 06/12/2008
(And, plus, they're actors. Aren't they suppose to be attention whores? You would think they would love to stay in front of the camera all day.)

(You call that abusive? Pffft. You haven't seen nothing yet. I warn you though if I try to be nice it might come out sugary sweet. And that may be more disturbing than any potential death scenario I could have for you.

The babysitting gig is a couple times a week. My cousin got a job so I'm helping her out. She's just lucky I adore her child or she would be screwed. And I still don't know why she trusts me with him. I'm paranoid that I'll break him.

And how specific does this prompt have to be? A word? Scenario?)
 
posted by [identity profile] boombangbing.livejournal.com at 01:18am on 06/12/2008
(Well, I don't know, I kind of fear your death scenarios for me - especially since I'm in the middle of one of my half-blind attacks right now. What have you been up to over there? I was about to write porn, you know.

You know I'm very glad that the set of my family affairs mean that it is unlikely that my dad will ever ask me to look after my brother.

Personally I like scenarios or quotes for prompts - single words kind of suck most of the time, especially if you're inspiration-lite to begin with.)
 
posted by [identity profile] twistdmentality.livejournal.com at 01:37am on 06/12/2008
(I can come up with some pretty nifty death scenarios. And they actually usually amuse the murder victim. I actually amused my friend, Sami, so much with her death that she helped me expand on it. And I just got home from babysitting and am currently waiting for our pizza to be done baking. And I'm playing around with my video editor.

BUT OH MY GOD I INTERRUPTED YOU FROM WRITING PORN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.)

(Looking after a baby can be daunting. And normally I hate children. Just can't stand them. Aidan is the one and only exception. How old is your brother though?)

(Okay, okay. The only problem is I'm also inspiration-lite. That is why I'm The Enabler. I encourage your ideas. But I will try to come up with a scenario or prompt. Really. Maybe my brain power will increase after I eat.)
 
posted by [identity profile] boombangbing.livejournal.com at 01:48am on 06/12/2008
(YES. PORN WRITINGS HAVE BEEN PUT ON HOLD BECAUSE I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP BEFORE MY HEADACHE COMES ON.)

(My brother's about a year and five months, and from what Dad's told me and what I've heard over the phone, he cries pretty much non-stop. I really would not deal well with that at all.)
 
posted by [identity profile] twistdmentality.livejournal.com at 02:44am on 06/12/2008
(Dude, porn trumps sleep. It's fact.)

(What's worse than a baby? A crying baby. I would probably be charged with murder.)

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