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I am getting so much spam at the moment, on both my gmail and .mac accounts. Most of the time it's fake e-cards, like this:

Family member(itagawamasa@uiuc.edu) has created Movie-quality postcard for you
at usagreetings.com.

To see your custom Movie-quality postcard, simply click on the following
Internet address (if your mail program doesn't support this feature
you will need to COPY and PASTE the address into your browser's address box):

(URL)

Send a FREE greeting card from usagreetings.com whenever you want by visiting us at:
http:// usagreetings.com/
This service is provided and hosted by usagreetings.com.

Problem here is, it's unlikely a family member of mine would send me a card, since my whole extended family is on bad terms with each other. I just wonder which site I gave my address to who put it on a freaking list for all the fucktards to see.

Do you know what I really want to see? Arex/M'Ress fanfic. I would imagine that relations with a three armed individual would be... interesting, stimulating even. :P Anyone know where I can find rare pairings?

EXTRA: Please be with less anime secrets on fandomsecrets. I'm not really into it, and I feel left out. :(