ALL IT IS MISSING IS THE SPOT OVER HIS EYE.

THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF GREY AROUND HIS EYE, DOES THAT COUNT?

Scary shit is out there.

There is. I get the whole bunny/porn thing (has anything ever sounded more wrong than that, I ask you) but what on earth drive a person to dress in a full bunny suit, ala this rather special individual (click at your own risk, for sure). YOU ARE SCARRING CHILDREN THE WORLD OVER. Still, at least there's Daily Bunny to balance out the horror.

How is a Super Soaker going to help matters?