boombangbing

Yeah, and how about air-kissing?

Luckily, I have never experienced this. I don't really associate with people who do the air kissing. My friends certainly don't and I usually meet new people through my cousin and she's a little ghetto and her friends would stomp people who would do that.

But, no, PERFUME. I HATE THAT CRAP WITH A PASSION. I can't go anywhere near stores that have a shitload of perfume because I get an instant headache.

a guy's never tried to air kiss me, that would be a little worrying

Dude, you want to know what worrying is? I saw Cry Baby in theaters with my ex-boyfriend and during part of the scene where Johnny Depp is in his underwear and we get a close shot of his crotch, he lets out a too enthusiastic "Wooo!" and grabs my thigh. Yeah. Not at all uncomfortable.

(Remind me never ever to go shopping with you. Or maybe I should and I could use you as a battering ram to get to the good shit. I have to rely on being agile and ducking and weaving through large crowds. I have to be careful though or I'll be stomped on worst than that Walmart employee.

You also have me wondering what I'm going to eat on Christmas. I'm not going with my grandparents to my uncle's and now I just realized that I'm going to be gypped out of my holiday ham. Damn.)