boombangbing

Give me the title of one of my own fics and a timestamp -- either a future moment in time after the story's conclusion, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you a ficlet about it. For example, you could choose a timestamp of five minutes before the story began, or a timestamp of ten years in the future.

My muse is seriously kicking my arse at the moment, please help me get my shit together. (I've only linked to my Heroes fic because I refuse to take responsibility for anything I wrote before that.)

Let me tell you internets, writer's block plus PMS-while-having-a-period really fucks with your porn writings. Everything is coming out like crap - just writing this post is like pulling teeth right now. I'm looking back on stuff I wrote a couple of months ago and thinking this is good, what's going on now? *headdesk*

And don't even get me started on my fucked up hormones and nausea. I swear, if I'd ever partaken in sexy times, I'd be pretty worried that I was pregnant, but since I haven't I guess my body just sucks. The only positive thing is that when I go talk to my principal (I was meant to go in last Tuesday, but ha, I didn't) I hopefully won't take any of his bullshit. I'm super duper non-confrontational, but seriously, everything has been driving me absolutely up the wall for the past couple of days: my mum tapping her nails on things, a woman in the park who never tells her freaking dog to stop barking, my dogs skittering around trying to catch squirrels, children, cyclists, motorists and everyone in between. I just wish someone up there *waves vaguely upwards* would give me a break. I think I'd do well in university - I just can't seem to get the hang of these A Levels.

Ah, teenage angst, haven't you got the memo yet - I'm an adult now.

(One good thing though, I got my CWC t-shirt! Super fast delivery!)