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Snagged from semirhage527.

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best ones from the first page of results. DON'T FORGET TO PUT IT IN QUOTES, otherwise it won't work:

This is what the name "Alexandra" looks like in Japanese:

A Venn diagram of my love for Alexandra looks like this:

Alexandra looks like the ITF Dinan 50K+H, in France, Europe, which starts this coming weekend. (I have no idea what this is lol) - This is the result of some other Alexandra on another website doing this meme. Yay meta!

Tammy Lauren (Alexandra) looks like a "Barbie" version of "Linda Hamilton"

But from the neck up Alexandra looks like the cutest thing in a combat helmet since Private Benjamin.

Alexandra, looks like everyone just stops by to read emails and wanting to even reply to our messages.

this is what alexandra looks like when she eats her finger

Alexandra looks like her daddy (who, btw, should stop smoking around her but in Europe in general, smoking is much more common and accepted). The first part of this is kind of true... At least everyone says I resemble my dad.

Dear Whoever-moves-the-chess-pieces-of-life-around,

Could you make my jaunts out with the dogs a little more miserable? I mean honestly, isn't it bad enough I get dragged around that minuscule park for an hour, without there being dozens of little squirrelly things running around? Without the little critters I can at least expect my dogs' combined forward momentum to stop at some point in time. And while we're at it, how about you send some nice geekboys or hunky Canadians tourists over to talk to me, or heaven forbid have a regular in the park who isn't either a depressed office worker, a fat bloke or a guy who looks disconcertingly like Donald Sutherland.

I just want a little love. :(

Also? Please make the life of which ever bastard is putting poisonous stuff down in the park across the road, so I can't walk my dogs there instead, very very painful indeed.

Yours hopefully,

Alex.